Thursday, May 10, 2012

a list of unfortunate choices


I've been thinking about all of the things that I've learned the hard way. Some things build character, but others are just poor, poor choices. This list is of those:

1. It is not cute, let me repeat, not cute when you teach your English bulldog to jump in the bathtub. He will turn your shower time into a game of porcelain roller derby. Plus, forget about it ever being clean again, perpetual muddy paw prints.

2. Don't use a sewing machine late at night and/or when you are very tired. You'll end up with a sewing machine needle in your finger or something worse.

3. Riding your bicycle to a bar might seem like a smart way of not requiring a designated driver/cab, but it is not. Even though I've sustained many cuts/bruises/road rash, I still do not heed my own advice.

4. Put oil in your engine. So simple, yet something I ended up learning the hard way at 17. Oh, and as an extra - if your engine is steaming, do not pick up something that just fell out of it with your bare hands.